Friday, June 12, 2009

SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK...which i may have at any moment.

No apologies. I'm too excited for that. if you don't read this, i understand.

MAYBE YOU DON'T REALIZE, BUT I GET TO SEE MY BROTHER'S FACE IN NINE HOURS. NINE. NINE. ASDOFJAOIFJDAOIFJDAL;SFJDAL;SKJFAL;SKFJLFJKDFJKDKAL;SDFKJASD;FLKJDLFKJSDFLAKSJFD;AKLSFJA;SLFJKAS;DFLKJASD;LFKAJSDF;LKAJSDFL;. PERIOD.
!!..!!??!!
I CAN'T CALM DOWN I'M FREAKING OUT I WAS DANCING AROUND ALL HAPPY THIS MORNING AND NOW I AM TERRIBLY LATE TO WORK AND HOW CAN I EVEN WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS? ALL I CAN DO IS WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS ABOUT MY BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER AND REPEAT WORDS LIKE "NINE" AND "BROTHER" OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN.

i ate monkey bars for breakfast because i was so excited. (the sugar probably isn't helping))
this is serious and real and actual. question mark? that's the part i cannot for the life of me wrap my brain around.

"I can't take this no more!" Quoting The Sandlot to Eric in desperation, on my way (again, terribly late) to work.

[laugh] "MOVE!" Of course Eric knows the next line. Garrett does too. Maybe. If he even remembers English. Engrish.

"10 hours," he says. How is he so calm and collected?

"10 hours?!!!" I yelp. "That's soooo looooongggg!! I'm not going to maaaaake it!" Whine, whine, whine.

"Better than 10 days!" Who is the adult here, I mean really.

"What's the first thing you're going to do when you see him?!" I squeal.

"I dunno, probably compare height. See how much he's got on me."


Mom just gets on the phone and screams.
"Are you so excited?"

"Mom, I'm DYING. I might perish before I get to see this boy."

She giggles like I do when Jared is in the vicinity. "I'm going to wake up three times in the night to check on him and make sure he's actually still there, home, sleeping in his bed, like a real person who lives and breathes. I practiced last night."


I am unfit for any task other than yelling very loudly and giggling. And going to the bathroom seventeen times an hour.
and typing things like this asdjfoaisjdf;aklsjdf;aklsjdfa;lskfjd
and SEEING MY BROTHER.
today's the day.
serious as a heart attack. i might have one out of sheer joy. does that even happen? whatever. anyway, i better get back to yelling loudly/giggling/having a heart attack.

BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER
!!

2 comments:

kendra said...

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This is the best! It also makes me want to run around and scream and type things like this: ejhfio;wegvjhgvwjgvosjogv;ojgv;oj

I am so excited for you! Also I loved that your mom practiced, haha!

Claire said...

I love what your mama said! Oh Brooke. You have to stop posting during the day, because I check blogger.com at least once every 15 minutes and you always make me DISRUPT everyone...
Never stop blog posting during the day. You keep me going.
Oh man! Uh...are we at six hours now?
I'm countin down with ya girl.
P.S. my word verification word is BLESS. God bless you. I bless you too.