Wednesday, July 8, 2009

clueless

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I REALLY DESPISE AT THIS MOMENT?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR WHY I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPS ALL ANGRY LIKE?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ONSLAUGHT OF POSSIBLY INNACURATE BUT MORE LIKELY REAL OCCURENCES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT TERRIBLY OFFEND YOU?

THIS IS WHO I REALLY DO NOT CARE FOR RIGHT NOW.

males.
yes, you: all of you. you do not understand how to live sometimes. you do not get the natural flow of the way life is supposed to work.
especially in your relations with females.
you are insensitive and selfish sometimes, and don't pick up on the obvious, obvious, obvious. you are rough and falsely intimate when you claim to be gentle and real, and i am sorry that i am making all these sweeping generalizations but they are sometimes true and i am not quite sure how you at times fail miserably to realize this. you only talk about blowing things up or fighting people down or trite things of the like and let me guess your true passion in life is sports? i try to be patient with you, but i know you are brilliant, and you seem to be wasting it on stupid crap that does not matter one lick so let's talk about your that instead of hot girls or cars. sometimes i am sick with you, you make me feel to vomit because you are so clueless and so unaware and seems you do not care about people but only what they can be consumed for, how they can serve your purposes.

so unless you are related to me or your name is jared schultz please do not come near me. i guess also i should mention if your name is jared schultz and you are my boyfriend. probably there are more jared schultzes in the world guilty of these hideous offenses that my jaredschultz is not.
back to all you other males that are wrong-doers: i said do not come near me, and i mean do not come near me at least until i admit my wrongness in faulting all of you for things only a few are guilty of, but for now i am frustrated and you get to hear about it that is all thank you.

3 comments:

Claire said...

i love you.

"and let me guess your true passion in life is sports?"

amen sista.

kendra said...

My whole thought process while reading this was "amen sista," but Claire beat me to it . . .

I am still going to say it.
AMEN SISTA!!

kaylie jean said...

Amen to claire and kendra, which is consequently an amen to you.

ugh.
seriously